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title: "funnygana.txt"
description: "funnygana.txt, a 1,000-line game log from the original Dark Pawns server, recorded by Vargus. On screen: Iris, Ganon, Alita, Guile, Maghran, Someone."
recordedBy: "Vargus"
lines: "1000"
collection: "The Vargus logs, donated by Vargus"
cast: "Vargus, Iris, Ganon, Alita, Guile, Maghran, Someone"
removed: "nothing"
canonical: "https://darkpawns.org/archive/logs/funnygana/"
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funnygana.txt, a 1,000-line game log from the original Dark Pawns server, recorded by Vargus. On screen: Iris, Ganon, Alita, Guile, Maghran, Someone.

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544H 272M 366V > You look westwards.
The Street of Swords
   The Street of Swords reaches a concourse with the wide Avenue of the Gods
just south of here.  This area of the city is home to mostly mercenaries and
their guilds, although it is also the home of the Kir Drax'in Holy Guard.
The largest temple in the city, the Temple of the Cross, is just up a flight
of white marble steps to your east.  The Street of Swords runs north from
here.
[ Exits: north east south ]
The hacked up, bloody corpse of a horse is lying here.         

544H 272M 366V > l s
You look southwards.
Temple Square
   This large square marks the intersections of the Avenue of the Gods which
leads east and west, and Main Street which heads south.  North of here lies
the Temple of the Cross.  The entrance to the temple appears to be an atrium
surrounded by massive columns of marble with ornate carvings.  The sounds
of the city bring noise from all directions.
[ Exits: north east south west ]

544H 272M 366V > l n
You look northwards.
At the Temple Altar
   You stand before the temple altar. Carved from a solid block of black
marble, it is an exquisite example of dwarven craftsmanship. Black pillars
of the same marble hold up the ceiling of this open-aired pavilion, and to
the south a narrow aisle runs its way between hard oaken pews. There is a
small hand painted sign posted as well.
 [ Exits: east south west ]
Drakko the Thief is standing here.
A horse stands here, flicking it's tail.

544H 272M 366V > l
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Guile gung-ho warrior with the sonic boom is standing here.
...he glows with a bright light!
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is standing here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris says, 'and sucky typer'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita exclaims, 'it was ganon under the stone mask!'

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon asks, 'if thast makes any since ?'

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris grins at Ganon.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon fwaps Iris.  Ouch, that really HURT.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita exclaims, 'i was scared!'

544H 272M 366V > 'ah
You say 'ah'

544H 272M 366V > l e
You look eastwards.
The Street of Wizardry
   You are in the section of Kir Drax'in dedicated to the magical practioners
who live in the city.  This narrow road is lined on both sides with various
shops and other buildings housing establishments of mystical nature.  South
of here, the street merges with the Avenue of the Gods.  To the west, wide
steps lead up to the Temple of the Cross.
[ Exits: north south west ]
An acolyte priestess runs errands for her mistress.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'wigg poir'.
Guile's wounds glow and mend themselves.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris lies down and falls asleep.

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile sits down and rests.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'you shoulda been'

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile thinks . o O ( ahhh )

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita says, 'yup'

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'let me count my money'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita nods.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita nods.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'hes remade 6 times'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita yawns.

544H 272M 366V > 
Someone wakes up screaming, with a look of death in her eyes.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita asks, 'who?'

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'you may have remorted but hes remade'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita peers around, looking as if she has trouble seeing everything clearly.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'ganon'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita says, 'oh'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'uh... that's scary.'

544H 272M 366V > whois ganon
[11 Wa] Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile says, 'u talk bout urself in 3rd person>'

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'eys it is'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita nods.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita nods.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon asks, 'do i know?'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'ganon is scary.'

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile says, 'i have had like 300000 characters :P'

544H 272M 366V > think what the heck is he saying!
You think . o O ( what the heck is he saying! )

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile grins evilly.

544H 272M 366V > l
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Guile gung-ho warrior with the sonic boom is resting here.
...he glows with a bright light!
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > look

Guile thinks . o O ( no clue )

544H 272M 366V > Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Guile gung-ho warrior with the sonic boom is resting here.
...he glows with a bright light!
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Guile gung-ho warrior with the sonic boom is resting here.
...he glows with a bright light!
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile grins at you.

544H 272M 366V > l
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Guile gung-ho warrior with the sonic boom is resting here.
...he glows with a bright light!
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'im cunno'

544H 272M 366V > 
Maghran arrives from the north.

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile thinks . o O ( just let him be, perhaps he will grow over it soon )

544H 272M 366V > 
Maghran studies the board.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita asks, 'cunno?'

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile says, 'ummm'

544H 272M 366V > 
Maghran leaves north.
Guile rolls on the floor laughing.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris smirks in her sleep.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'LOL'

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris awakens.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris clambers to her feet.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'poir'.
Guile's wounds glow and mend themselves.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'gibqheabral'.
Guile is surrounded by a white aura.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'gibqheabral'.
Guile is surrounded by a white aura.

544H 272M 366V > 
Someone stares at Alita and utters the words, 'gibqheabral'.
Alita is surrounded by a black aura.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon is laughing so hard cant see straight

544H 272M 366V > 
Someone stares at Alita and utters the words, 'gibqheabral'.
Alita is surrounded by a black aura.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'parl xabram'.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'vrogg'.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris stares at Guile and utters the words, 'vrogg'.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita peers at Ganon uncertainly.

544H 272M 366V > 
Iris lies down and falls asleep.

544H 272M 366V > prac
You have 8 practice sessions remaining.
You know of the following arts:
bash                  (superb) 
bearhug               (poor) 
berserk               (superb) 
charge                (poor) 
detect alignment      (good) ( 10 mana )
disarm                (very good) 
dispel evil           (good) ( 65 mana )
dispel good           (good) ( 65 mana )
headbutt              (superb) 
kick                  (poor) 
lay hands             (good) ( 90 mana )
parry                 (MASTER) 
protection from evil  (good) ( 50 mana )
protection from good  (good) ( 50 mana )
rescue                (superb) 
retreat               (superb) 
sharpen               (good) 
sleeper               (poor) 
slug                  (poor) 
smackheads            (superb) 

[ Return to continue, (q)uit, (r)efresh, (b)ack, or page number (1/2) ]
track                 (superb) 

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile says, 'umm, i think i will go level :P'

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile hehs.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'scary.'

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon laughs.

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon laughs.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon laughs.

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile waves happily.

544H 272M 366V > 
Guile leaves south.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon rolls his eyes in disgust.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon flips head over heels.

544H 272M 366V > 'maybe hes just drunk or something
A Bhyroga warrior gossips, 'I hear Guile thinks he's bad.'
You say 'maybe hes just drunk or something'

544H 272M 366V > sc
Vargus                           Age: 54 years
Hit points: 544(544)  Mana points: 272(272)  Movement points: 366(366)
I actually think you would kill your own mother.
You are armored like a wyvern!
Experience:    13609998 points
Coins carried: 55701 gold coins    Coins in bank: 63500 gold coins
Kills: 14627  Pks: 9  Deaths: 76
You have been playing for 50 days and 16 hours.
You are a citizen of Kir Drax'in.
You are a (5)Revenant of Arithrix.
This ranks you as Vargus - i'm a rainbow too (level 30).
You are a Human Paladin.
Your pack is heavy.
You are standing.
You are summonable by other players.
Spells affecting you:
     sanctuary               
Equipment spells affecting you:
protection from good

544H 272M 366V > look
look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > l n
You look northwards.
At the Temple Altar
   You stand before the temple altar. Carved from a solid block of black
marble, it is an exquisite example of dwarven craftsmanship. Black pillars
of the same marble hold up the ceiling of this open-aired pavilion, and to
the south a narrow aisle runs its way between hard oaken pews. There is a
small hand painted sign posted as well.
 [ Exits: east south west ]
Maghran 'Purpose not passion' -=Trinity=- *SS* IHV is standing here.
...he is surrounded by a black aura!
Drakko the Thief is standing here.
A horse stands here, flicking it's tail.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita asks, '15 year old drunk on muds?'

544H 272M 366V > l w
You look westwards.
The Street of Swords
   The Street of Swords reaches a concourse with the wide Avenue of the Gods
just south of here.  This area of the city is home to mostly mercenaries and
their guilds, although it is also the home of the Kir Drax'in Holy Guard.
The largest temple in the city, the Temple of the Cross, is just up a flight
of white marble steps to your east.  The Street of Swords runs north from
here.
[ Exits: north east south ]
A street urchin gives you a pitiful look.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita scratches her head in puzzlement.

544H 272M 366V > l e
You look eastwards.
The Street of Wizardry
   You are in the section of Kir Drax'in dedicated to the magical practioners
who live in the city.  This narrow road is lined on both sides with various
shops and other buildings housing establishments of mystical nature.  South
of here, the street merges with the Avenue of the Gods.  To the west, wide
steps lead up to the Temple of the Cross.
[ Exits: north south west ]
An acolyte priestess runs errands for her mistress.

544H 272M 366V > l s
You look southwards.
Temple Square
   This large square marks the intersections of the Avenue of the Gods which
leads east and west, and Main Street which heads south.  North of here lies
the Temple of the Cross.  The entrance to the temple appears to be an atrium
surrounded by massive columns of marble with ornate carvings.  The sounds
of the city bring noise from all directions.
[ Exits: north east south west ]

544H 272M 366V > l n

Ganon fwaps you in the face.  Ouch, that really HURT.

544H 272M 366V > You look northwards.
At the Temple Altar
   You stand before the temple altar. Carved from a solid block of black
marble, it is an exquisite example of dwarven craftsmanship. Black pillars
of the same marble hold up the ceiling of this open-aired pavilion, and to
the south a narrow aisle runs its way between hard oaken pews. There is a
small hand painted sign posted as well.
 [ Exits: east south west ]
Maghran 'Purpose not passion' -=Trinity=- *SS* IHV is standing here.
...he is surrounded by a black aura!
Drakko the Thief is standing here.
A horse stands here, flicking it's tail.

544H 272M 366V > l
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
A mystical circle has been drawn on the ground here.           
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita laughs.

544H 272M 366V > 
A Bhyroga warrior auctions, 'Corpse of Guile for sale in a minute.. 1944 coins.'

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'im 15'

544H 272M 366V > 
The circle on the ground slowly fades away.

544H 272M 366V > 'ya maybe hes canadian
You say 'ya maybe hes canadian'

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Someone says, 'bah'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita peers around, looking as if she has trouble seeing everything clearly.

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon fwaps you in the face.  Ouch, that really HURT.

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Someone says, 'gotta go pick :P'

544H 272M 366V > whois ganon

Someone stares at Alita and utters the words, 'gibqheabral'.
Alita is surrounded by a black aura.

544H 272M 366V > [11 Wa] Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths

544H 272M 366V > 
Someone stares at Alita and utters the words, 'gibqheabral'.
Alita is surrounded by a black aura.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'that was an insult'

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 'what was?
You ask 'what was?'

544H 272M 366V > sc
Vargus                           Age: 54 years
Hit points: 544(544)  Mana points: 272(272)  Movement points: 366(366)
I actually think you would kill your own mother.
You are armored like a wyvern!
Experience:    13609998 points
Coins carried: 55701 gold coins    Coins in bank: 63500 gold coins
Kills: 14627  Pks: 9  Deaths: 76
You have been playing for 50 days and 16 hours.
You are a citizen of Kir Drax'in.
You are a (5)Revenant of Arithrix.
This ranks you as Vargus - i'm a rainbow too (level 30).
You are a Human Paladin.
Your pack is heavy.
You are standing.
You are summonable by other players.
Spells affecting you:
     sanctuary               
Equipment spells affecting you:
protection from good

544H 272M 366V > eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>     an ancient ring (covered)
<worn on finger>     an ancient ring (covered)
<worn around neck>   the forsaken talisman of T'Cath Rhak
<worn around neck>   a necklace made of bones
<worn on body>       a suit of spiked, black armor (humming) (covered)
<worn on head>       a demonic helm
<worn on legs>       dragon scale leggings (covered)
<worn on feet>       a pair of black-laced boots
<worn on hands>      the wickedly-sharp claws of a dracolich (humming)
<worn on arms>       some black steel greaves (humming)
<worn as shield>     a silvery shield
<worn about body>    an iron cloak
<worn about waist>   a weighted chain
<worn around wrist>  an arcane bracer (glowing)
<worn around wrist>  an arcane bracer (glowing)
<wielded>            Something.
<held>               a tiger eye
<worn about legs>    some burnt leg guards
<worn on face>       an unholy mask
<hovering near head> the orb of power

544H 272M 366V > inv
You are carrying:

 Num  Item                                                      Encumbrance
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  1   a large inlaid chest                                           97 pts
  1   a bag                                                          15 pts
  1   a scroll of recall                                              2 pts
  1   a robe of many pockets                                         62 pts
  1   a large wine barrel                                            22 pts

544H 272M 366V > look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'saying iwas canadian'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita hehs.

544H 272M 366V > 'im sorry
You say 'im sorry'

544H 272M 366V > sc
Vargus                           Age: 54 years
Hit points: 544(544)  Mana points: 272(272)  Movement points: 366(366)
I actually think you would kill your own mother.
You are armored like a wyvern!
Experience:    13609998 points
Coins carried: 55701 gold coins    Coins in bank: 63500 gold coins
Kills: 14627  Pks: 9  Deaths: 76
You have been playing for 50 days and 16 hours.
You are a citizen of Kir Drax'in.
You are a (5)Revenant of Arithrix.
This ranks you as Vargus - i'm a rainbow too (level 30).
You are a Human Paladin.
Your pack is heavy.
You are standing.
You are summonable by other players.
Spells affecting you:
     sanctuary               
Equipment spells affecting you:
protection from good

544H 272M 366V > eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>     an ancient ring (covered)
<worn on finger>     an ancient ring (covered)
<worn around neck>   the forsaken talisman of T'Cath Rhak
<worn around neck>   a necklace made of bones
<worn on body>       a suit of spiked, black armor (humming) (covered)
<worn on head>       a demonic helm
<worn on legs>       dragon scale leggings (covered)
<worn on feet>       a pair of black-laced boots
<worn on hands>      the wickedly-sharp claws of a dracolich (humming)
<worn on arms>       some black steel greaves (humming)
<worn as shield>     a silvery shield
<worn about body>    an iron cloak
<worn about waist>   a weighted chain
<worn around wrist>  an arcane bracer (glowing)
<worn around wrist>  an arcane bracer (glowing)
<wielded>            Something.
<held>               a tiger eye
<worn about legs>    some burnt leg guards
<worn on face>       an unholy mask
<hovering near head> the orb of power

544H 272M 366V > l e
You look eastwards.
The Street of Wizardry
   You are in the section of Kir Drax'in dedicated to the magical practioners
who live in the city.  This narrow road is lined on both sides with various
shops and other buildings housing establishments of mystical nature.  South
of here, the street merges with the Avenue of the Gods.  To the west, wide
steps lead up to the Temple of the Cross.
[ Exits: north south west ]

544H 272M 366V > l w
You look westwards.
The Street of Swords
   The Street of Swords reaches a concourse with the wide Avenue of the Gods
just south of here.  This area of the city is home to mostly mercenaries and
their guilds, although it is also the home of the Kir Drax'in Holy Guard.
The largest temple in the city, the Temple of the Cross, is just up a flight
of white marble steps to your east.  The Street of Swords runs north from
here.
[ Exits: north east south ]

544H 272M 366V > l s
You look southwards.
Temple Square
   This large square marks the intersections of the Avenue of the Gods which
leads east and west, and Main Street which heads south.  North of here lies
the Temple of the Cross.  The entrance to the temple appears to be an atrium
surrounded by massive columns of marble with ornate carvings.  The sounds
of the city bring noise from all directions.
[ Exits: north east south west ]

544H 272M 366V > l n
You look northwards.
At the Temple Altar
   You stand before the temple altar. Carved from a solid block of black
marble, it is an exquisite example of dwarven craftsmanship. Black pillars
of the same marble hold up the ceiling of this open-aired pavilion, and to
the south a narrow aisle runs its way between hard oaken pews. There is a
small hand painted sign posted as well.
 [ Exits: east south west ]
Maghran 'Purpose not passion' -=Trinity=- *SS* IHV is standing here.
...he is surrounded by a black aura!
Drakko the Thief is standing here.
A horse stands here, flicking it's tail.

544H 272M 366V > look

Alita says, 'you better be'

544H 272M 366V > Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon points an enchanted blade at you.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'picking on newbies.'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita shames you.

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'better be'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita says, 'yeah'

544H 272M 366V > point gan
You point something at Ganon.

544H 272M 366V > sc
Vargus                           Age: 54 years
Hit points: 544(544)  Mana points: 272(272)  Movement points: 366(366)
I actually think you would kill your own mother.
You are armored like a wyvern!
Experience:    13609998 points
Coins carried: 55701 gold coins    Coins in bank: 63500 gold coins
Kills: 14627  Pks: 9  Deaths: 76
You have been playing for 50 days and 16 hours.
You are a citizen of Kir Drax'in.
You are a (5)Revenant of Arithrix.
This ranks you as Vargus - i'm a rainbow too (level 30).
You are a Human Paladin.
Your pack is heavy.
You are standing.
You are summonable by other players.
Spells affecting you:
     sanctuary               
Equipment spells affecting you:
protection from good

544H 272M 366V > look
look
Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > Temple of the Cross
   The city's citizens file in to this large open pavilion once a week for
mandatory worship, but now it is quiet except for some battered adventurers
and their healers.  The main temple and the altar are to your north.  To
the south lies the city's main road, and sounds of the crowds there float
into this quiet place.
[ Exits: north east south west ]
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.              
Alita : an interstellar burst.          *AP* _NP_ -=NsZ=- +FoG+ is resting here.
...she is surrounded by a black aura!
Ganon is going to make it to level 30 with absoulutly no deaths is standing here.
Iris has an appropriate title now is sleeping here.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'you tell him ganon.'

544H 272M 366V > l in robe
robe (carried): 

 Num  Item                                                      Encumbrance
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  1   a golden nosering                                               1 pt
  1   an opaque potion                                                3 pts
  1   quest token                                                     1 pt
  1   a battered brown hat                                            3 pts
  2   a red rose                                                      1 pt ea.
  1   a dark, metal ball                                              1 pt
  1   a dark, metal ball                                              1 pt
  1   a golden circlet                                                3 pts
          ...it glows white
  1   a black metallic key                                            2 pts
  2   a sandy cape                                                    5 pts ea.
  2   a golden ring of intertwined leaves                             1 pt ea.
  1   a blue stone                                                    1 pt
          ...it glows white
  1   a blue and gray dressing gown                                   5 pts
  1   a golden cloak                                                  8 pts
          ...it glows white
  2   a carved oaken bracelet                                         3 pts ea.
  1   the Sacred Chao                                                 2 pts
  1   a green spider ring                                             1 pt
  1   some dull black leggings                                        9 pts
          ...it glows white

544H 272M 366V > l in chest
large (carried): 

 Num  Item                                                      Encumbrance
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  1   a holy mask                                                     3 pts
          ...it glows white
  1   an ancient staff of power                                      10 pts
          ...it glows white...it is humming
  1   a wedding band                                                  1 pt
  1   oriental robes                                                  4 pts
  1   a beheading axe                                                26 pts
  1   the Sun Blade                                                   7 pts
  1   Chakram                                                         1 pt
  1   a serpentine dagger                                             6 pts
  1   Grayswandir                                                    12 pts
          ...it glows white
  1   a dark, metal ball                                              1 pt
  1   a holy sword                                                   25 pts
          ...it glows white

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita exclaims, 'don't be 'fraid of no vargus!'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita cheers Ganon on.. GO Ganon! GO Ganon! GO Ganon!

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'us newbies may be low lvls with sorry eq but when it dcoesm down to it we can kill you remorts'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita exclaims, 'you stick it to him!'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'yeah right on.'

544H 272M 366V > cry
You burst into tears.

544H 272M 366V > sc
Vargus                           Age: 54 years
Hit points: 544(544)  Mana points: 272(272)  Movement points: 366(366)
I actually think you would kill your own mother.
You are armored like a wyvern!
Experience:    13609998 points
Coins carried: 55701 gold coins    Coins in bank: 63500 gold coins
Kills: 14627  Pks: 9  Deaths: 76
You have been playing for 50 days and 16 hours.
You are a citizen of Kir Drax'in.
You are a (5)Revenant of Arithrix.
This ranks you as Vargus - i'm a rainbow too (level 30).
You are a Human Paladin.
Your pack is heavy.
You are standing.
You are summonable by other players.
Spells affecting you:
     sanctuary               
Equipment spells affecting you:
protection from good

544H 272M 366V > 
Ganon says, 'remorts = rejects'

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita rolls on the floor laughing.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita rolls on the floor laughing.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita rolls on the floor laughing.

544H 272M 366V > 
Alita states, 'so true.'

544H 272M 366V >
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